GAWD YOU REALY THROW A CALL OF CTHULHU REFERENCE RIGTH THERE?? LIKE THE STAR EYE THING??? man. you are awesome
This is the second time I have tried and failed to google that and figure out what you were talking about.
It’s an Pen and Paper rpg, like Dungeons and Dragons, only about Lovecraftian horrors in a modern setting rather than magic in a medieval setting.
Think he’s referring to the Elder Sign
Oh wow. I finally get it. I’ve read this comment like a dozen times, and I finally get it.
The elder sign is a tree, not a star
Both are correct, the tree thingy was the original interpretation by H.P. Lovecraft and the star is the interpretation by his following authors.
he looks like hes out of his mind……….and hes probably hiding some dark secret.
MR.S! Y U NO BE MY TEACHER!
WHAT… IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR?
WHAT… IS THE CAPITAL OF ASSYRIA?!
WHAT… IS THE AIRSPEED VELOCITY OF A LADEN SWALLOW?!
What do you mean, an African or European swallow?
……… How do you know so much about swallows?
Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king you know.
The last person who asked me that ended up in a crevasse.
is the difference between a Raven and a Writing Desk?
I don’t know, what IS the difference between a Raven and a Writing Desk?
>whispers< One can fly…
And it ain't the bird….
Both can produce a fee notes
It is nevar put the wrong way front.
YES! IT HAPPENED!
Dr Eggman much?
Exactly what I thought when I first saw him.
After losing all of his robots, the chaos emeralds for the umpteenth time, and being whupped by a blue hedgehog yet again, times became tough for Eggman.
Well… he DID go to school to be a professor… I guess he just finally snapped.
That first panel is WIN! I love this COMIC! Rofl!
There was going to be sleep tonight.
And then this comic happened.
To hell with sleep.
The best thing I noticed about this guy is he is extremely expressive in his body motion but his face lacks all expression or emotion.
I’m sure you did that on purpose and are a genius for it.
Epic star throw…
WHAT… is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow???
…African or European?
Wonder what’s got Lisa, of all people, rattled in that last panel? I got the impression this was par for the course with this teacher. Maybe the stars are usually really hard to get and everyone is shocked/jealous that Max got one for giving his name?
In the prizebox
There is a Mr. Starchman doll.
I’d totally get that if I could….
(ZACK, WHY U NO SELL MERCHANDISE YET?)
SOON I SWUR
Will you tell us how to buy stuff when you do??? I want Paranatural fan-stuff!!!
Indeed our leader, we must have fan merchandise or I’ll have to *gasp!* sew my own tee shirts and plusies!
behold, the UU bursar if he was raised by pinkie pie!
Cannot… unsee… hah! XD
Is Mr. Starchman…Ed’s DAD???
Why… why is this not my school?
Why, reality? Why?
Suddenly wondering if a tool is in that box xD And if someone had to win it. heheh
Oooooh. I like this thought.
I can’t help but do the voice for Starchman out loud when I read this page. =3
oh my god, same here.
Does Starchman ever touch the floor? Or does he perpetually float above it?
FLOORS ARE FOR SQUARES.
THE BEST TEACHER EVER.WHY ARE YOU NOT MY TEACHER?
a teacher that ballet dances? i want one…
EEEEEEEP MR. STARCHMAN
Why are these stars so important?
What kind of prizes can you get, exactly?
Fabulous ones, Obviously.
I would just take the stars he threw all over the floor while he wasn’t looking.
Also, Lisa paints on her lower lashes.
Well, they probably disappear after a while, like leprechaun gold, unless he gives them to you himself. He can use fairy magic after all.
If you ever go sell things, let me buy that Starchman head that can be seen in his treasure chest.
MR.STARCHMAN IS MARIO
The alt text kills me here every time.
I just threw my head back in the same way Max’s did, and MY hat fell off. My hat’s power pales in significance to Max’s.
OH MAN! Hold everything… there is a pencil to be won from that chest of wonder. THE BEST PRIZE IS LEARNING.
Hrmmm, this is just wild guessing, but I wonder if it has anything to do with the pencil Isabel just got in chapter 3…
Definitely Dr. Robotnik gone nice and happy~! LMAO
Also, Max’s hat must be either
a. hard as hell
b. heavy as hell
to be able to cause wrinkles in Mr. Starchman’s head (and not fall off.)
Why doesn’t Violet just pick up the stars that Mr. Starchman throws around whenever he walks into the classroom?
I super love Violet’s junkie-esque envy look.
WHAT is your quest?
I’m starting to want that teacher to be my teacher XD Lol
DAT ALT-TEXT THO
I have a physics teacher who gives out red stars for participation and black holes for BAD THINGS o.o Starchman should give out black holes I am basically saying.
Also I am reading this comic twice because it is so awesomeee
This accurately portrays every English teacher I’ve had.
I love the bald green-shirted kid in that last panel. His friggin’ glare.
Alright, this page officially won me over!
LOL Ed in the last panel
I don’t like the way Violet is eyeing that Starchman Star…
I con’cur. She might rip his arms out of there sockets trying to get it. Or more importantly, ruin his hat. Also, whats with max and back ground fish? And does Starchmen have a space back ground there, in panels 7 and 8?
That Monty Python reference in the alt text. I dig it.
This is officially my favorite webcomic
I’m still waiting for another Mr Starchman appearance… it’s going to happen if we just believe hard enough I can feel it
I love this guy he is so funny!
I bet that Mr. Starchman’s name is Max, and he gave him a star for having the same name as him.
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